"I'd respectfully submit that 95 Bulls could furnish an appropriate soundtrack for any of your potential choices in a game of “F*ck, Marry, Kill” ...This F*CK/KILL duality comes across even more strongly on stage where the band members flirt and rage musically in equal measure like if you can imagine a more aggro B-52s--plus the groovy-warbly Farfisa keyboard makes this comparision even more apt and ups the dance ante significantly--or maybe they're more like a Great Dane getting overly frisky and thrusting his snout deep into your crotch to the point where you get kinda turned on but fear for your genitals at the same time." - The Deli Magazine

Krystian Quint & the Quitters: “While Detroit's blues-bent garage punks The Stools will be taking a break the first half of the year, bassist-vocalist Krystian Quint is debuting a new band today called The Quitters. The band's new single "Conspiracy" fires from all cylinders with its garage punk grit and overtly poppy undertones that try to make sense of anti-vaxxers.” –Paperface

Ménage Détroit is a power trio consisting of Joey & Tex. And no third member. Is the third member you, the audience? We don’t know, come find out.